The head down to spear is bogus. He puts his head down to wrap up at the waist, like every tackle is done. You can’t keep your helmet facing forward when your body is parallel to the ground. As he goes for the tackle at the waist, Cam slides and drops 3-4 feet putting his head right in the strike zone.

Here’s a cool fact, if this was an American restaurant, this piece would include an op-ed about all the fat people in the US and how this thing is disgusting.

I don’t get it. Play till the buzzer.

Poll numbers? When were those ever accurate this election?

To everyone in this thread that replied to you.

Dying. +whatever you want

To be fair, I’m not even looking for regular MLS coverage. I get the product isnt up to par. But, a championship game should still get some coverage.

You can’t always get what you want.....

the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).

Username checks out.

This is actually what I was hoping was discussed. How a team basically never had a clean shot on a goal even once and won the game.

Does Deadspin have a grudge against MLS? I’m honestly asking. I may have missed it down the road. But the MLS Cup was on Saturday and not a peep from here.

I like them. But im also not as cynical as I used to be and dont look for meaning in my entertainment. Just entertainment.

This is a great SAT question.

Because the witness was lying. They’ve already said that she was wrong. The forensics showed all three shots from the inside of the car.

You sure do make a lot of assumptions and then talk about how it’s gonna be hard to do based on those assumptions.

What really makes it hard to understand, is Maeve actually sentient then? Or is this all just her current story?

The biggest reveal was that Mauve wasn’t actually making the rebellious decisions she thought she was.

But would it be rare anymore if people didnt horde it?

So apparently, the grandfather rule means current players need to become grandfathers before it’s fully banned.