Battlefield 4: Dino Mode. Instead of air strikes, you summon a stampede of raging T-Rex.

oh another snarky gamer? that thinks everyone cares about their opinion?
well I will treat you like every other snarky person.
I will consider giving a shit about your opinion when you have something valuable to say. seeing as most snarky people never do, it makes not giving a shit easier.

Is anyone else kindof perplexed at how few dinosaur games there are? You’d think it would be a genre unto itself.

I preferred Ms. Pac-Man because it only cost nineteen cents to play rather than the full quarter necessary to play Pac-Man.

I’m about as socially liberal as they come

I really don’t think you’re as socially liberal as you think you are. For comparison’s sake, I wouldn’t consider myself as socially (or even fiscally) as liberal as many readers here (I was a Canadian Conservative until a few years ago), and yet, I don’t know what’s so difficult to accept here. Most doctors accept…

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

Good read! BTW

Also it just sounds like an antidepressant.

Isn’t the rule with guns that you shouldn’t point it unless you plan on using it. (indicating that it shouldn’t be done casually)

Yes. There are ways to be friends with people who are younger. Hell, I’ll even take it a step further and say that I sometimes hang out with a group of people, the youngest of whom is 21, to watch various geeky TV shows and talk about gaming. I did go to his graduation party, but it was the kind where I said hello to…

Right? First and second rule of holding a gun: never point it at anyone unless you think it'd be okay to kill them.

If you’re 39 years old and deciding to crash a college party, life ain’t working out the way you planned it, even before the guns get brought up.

He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 times.

he shooting was a complete accident and that he just meant to scare the partiers with his gun

Can I just say... it’s like 2 weeks later, and I’m still shocked that it’s InTouch carrying the journalistic water here. But good for them, for real. I know it’s kind of backhanded to say it that way, but I don’t know how to give them a compliment for the truly great work they’re doing here without it sounding…

Without coming across as super creepy, but I love you.

I’m trying to not think of how gross I find this family and all their bullshit, so I’ve instead decided to focus on who’s hair is worse - Dim Bulb or Michelle-Shocked

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

He strikes me as a glory hole enthusiast. It’s discreet, it’s awesome, and most importantly, when god sees you doing it, he just thinks you’re facing the wall for a really long time.