EPIC BAD PROPOSAL STORIES THREAD!

A friend of mine got a bridge proposal, too. Her (now) husband whipped out a box of chocolates randomly and started talking about their long history together. The ring was supposed to be in the box when he opened it, but it had slid under one of the chocolates. She was still trying to…

Right?! I am so ready.

Shit, are you saying I missed Joe Millionaire 2?

I'm going to watch the shit out of this.

...are you lost?

I'm glad someone brought this up, but I have point out, she has referred to herself as the "Burger King Baby." I disagree that it is "tasteless." I think I would be proud to be the "Burger King Baby" if my life turned out this way, especially with such a spectacular ending. Thank you for your comment!

Does a reverse method exist that turns other food into ice-cream?

You haven't read the books have you? Young Earth creationism doesn't make any sense in the world of ice and fire since their recorded history goes back thousands of years.

Which gods, though? The only supernatural elements we've seen thus far (AFAIK) have been wrought by humans or other mortals using magic; that's not necessarily proof of the divine.

The Maesters disagree and takes offense at you referring to their world as "magical".

I have the exact opposite reaction. The application, though tongue-in-cheek, of actual science to Westeros makes it all the more interesting.

From my experience as a lesbian, this is not a "relic" in the sense of "not relevant to today's world". There are lots of straight people today who would benefit from this advice... even if it was written as satire.

Look, I know everyone here is like "oh funny, haha, how primitive WERE people back then?" But I can tell you that, especially where I live right now, there are women I know who would actually BENEFIT from something like this. They freak out, make assumptions, believe the stupidest stereotypes about women who are gay…

Let her approach you slowly and sniff your hand to become comfortable with you. Remember, lesbians are startled by loud noises and sudden movements.

Which reminds me; Brian reported on this last year, but since then, the /vp/ Pokemon game has updated quite a bit.

There is this older woman who comes in the restaurant I work at every Sunday— she always wears all pink and a large hat. Incredibly rudely, she asks a kale caesar salad (which is like $11), but with nothing on it, so she is literally taking home a box of kale. For eleven bucks. Then, she gets a turkey sandwich, where…

I can maybe, almost, kind of top it. I worked at a well-known seafood chain. One Saturday night during rush hour we had a man who was very clearly homeless come in and ask for a table. We couldn't turn him down, so we sat him at one of the only open tables at the time, which happened to be at the very back of the…

Ah, the food service weirdos. I currently work at a sandwich shop in the lobby of a university office building, and we get some strange ones. There's this guy who always comes up and asks for a veggie sandwich, hold the bread, hold the sauce, hold the dressing, hold the cheese. All he wants, literally, is a paper cup…

Usually when I order chinese, I order enough for multiple meals, because I like leftovers. But I always feel bad about myself when I see how many forks and fortune cookies they include. Sometimes I yell upstairs to a fake person that "the food is here" so that the delivery person doesn't know it's all for me.

Oh for pete's sake, she used a common phrase and you read racist and slut into it?