Yep, they definitely dropped the ball. But I mean... this is beyond failure. This is so monumentally fucked up that it's hard to believe.

Yep. At the end of the day, the main complaint should be with the partner who cheated, not the person he or she cheated with.

Fucking hell. You know what also happens sometimes?? The "homewreckers" the men or women are cheating with DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE HAVE WIVES OR HUSBANDS OR PARTNERS!

his mother was a teacher in the third reich? tell me more about this wonderful woman.

Why is there a pinecone in that office?
EDIT- Alternatively, why is there a desk in the woods?

Man, Pimseleur + Anki is like the lifeblood of learning languages efficiently. I know there are tons of programs and methods out there, but those two programs, couples with reading, conversation practice, and consumption of media in the language you are trying to learn are without a doubt the best methods to get…

From the wisdom of Tumblr:

Definitely the back of an elephant's head, but at first I thought it was Mommy Rock and Daddy Rock kissing Baby Rock goodnight.

List from Wikipedia: Menopause: In other animals :

What scares me as a European, is that the most powerful economy in the world is ruled by some terrifyingly idiotic and incompetent legislators. Watching this whole debt ceiling crisis unfold, which if not solved wouldn't just ruin your guys' economy but drag us right down there with you, has been very uncomfortable. I…

And yet, you took the time to write three paragraphs.

This is how we roll at my house.

He is pretty awesome.

Please tell me you are joking.....cause.....magnet Pokemon....

I didn't really officially date this guy but we had a mutual friend and I was interested and we hung out in a group numerous times and went on one date together before I realized he was crazy and I stopped returning his calls.

I was dating a guy and sometimes we'd crash at his aunt/uncle's place. It took me about six months to figure out his "aunt/uncle" were actually his parents.

The girl who tried to fake an entire trip to Budapest and even went so far as to attempt geotagging photos taken in one Jezebel staffer's apartment (didn't work).

Time-lapse GIF of Patrick Stewart aging:

You should always know how to do it yourself anyway: http://www.livestrong.com/article/509667-how-to-calculate-your-body-fat-with-the-united-states-navy-circumference-method/