I think you mean, "BATSARDS!"

If you really want your mind blown, imagine your mind as the the end tendrils of a gigantic fractal. That way, you could imagine your mind as just another iteration of a natural process that started at the cellular level, ran through another billion or so iterations and had a body.

I have the exact opposite reaction. Almost nothing depresses me more than watching reality TV shows. It's a super-condensed 30-minute microcosm of human pettiness and senseless melodrama, with maybe a five minute payoff in the form of "a dream coming true" or "my life beginning to resemble what I thought it would be…

I supposed I'll chime in.

Someone give this man a gold star.

Was just about to point this out. You'd think Goldman-Sachs would be able to hire a more competent legal team.

To be fair, I identify as a half-straight male, and I had no idea she was bedecked in Hooters splendor. I scrolled through the latest stories, read "Rising Republican Star", saw a woman's face, and that's all I had to see.

I'm smelling a BBC 'remake' of Marlowe's Dr. Faustus. With Cumberbatch as Mephistopheles. No? Okay...

Microsoft: authentically digitally analog... digitally.

A very appropriate answer to the question, "Why should James Franco play Freddie Mercury?"

Dear Gizmodo, feel free to use the following picture of Ed Moses, taken seconds after firing his laser.

A picture of Ed Moses, taken seconds after firing his laser.

Blast! Someone already stole my comment!

For a second, I mistook you for my physician.

She must be one of those *progressive* women. You could probably make some good cash with seven inches for $170, but why not go for the slightly thicker, 9.5 incher? You could probably charge a bit more and nobody would notice.

No shit porn causes profound brain changes. You should see what happens the next time I listen to music, or snap out of REM sleep. Not to mention the widespread negative consequences that happen from snapping out of REM sleep: dehydration due to caffeine, prolonged insomnia as I cram for my midterms, reckless…

Call me ignorant: but Siri is actually sending those voice commands to a server, yes? Then getting back to your phone? I'm assuming Android is doing the same. How many people are using Apple's voice servers? Google's? Would that not have something to do with response time?

We in the business call that 'Pulling a Lucas'.

The second best thing about Slim's performance is that Kubrick didn't come back twenty years later and tell the public the nuke was actually a dud never meant to explode in the first place.

(Do I even answer...) The West's ideas and views of 'sexiness' or 'attractiveness' changing over the centuries.