Wild animals don't vax either.

For me, trying to be mature and attempting to be friends (just plain ordinary friends - no benefits!) is a good sign. And him realizing that it just didn't work out is also pretty good.

I end up vending at the same hipster markets in Amsterdam as these 2 and other "undesired animal" vendors. I can say definitely that the smoked goose breast is really really good. But smoking is a lot like frying (hello mystery-meat croquettes!) and can make pretty much anything taste pretty good. One tip, skip the…

Good luck with that. Unless you specifically tell these teen-age boys ahead of time that they cannot just yell out "Big Titties!", this is not going to end well. Sincerely, the mom of 3 sons.

I seem to attract (and to be attracted to) narcissists. This has become my sniffer: nothing is ever his fault. As in if every problem in a 40+ year old man's life can be attributed to 1)bad parents, 2)bad relationship, 3)bad bosses - with extra credit for continuously for being unfairly targeted by women managers,…

Ask & listen carefully to see whether they admit personal responsibility for anything... ever.

C'mon that's clearly just a photo of Ms. Hadid vigorously chowing down & enjoying a hearty meal. You know, like models frequently have been known to do - off of a table at a party. In lines. Definitely not cocaine because models never ever do cocaine. Eat with their faces directly from the table? Yes. Cocaine?…

Ka-ching! Dibs on "clergy-certificates.com"!

Rat tail weave. Is there such a thing? I call dibs on the patent!!!

My dumb-ass obsessive controlling narcissist signature-forging ex-husband sent me a postcard every day for our 1st 2 years of marriage proclaiming his love for me. My mother kept them in a metal chocolate box for me - thanks Mom! Can I burn them now in some sort of closet-clearing ritual? Jezzies help me out: any…

I'm just guessing that I would need to wake up a lot earlier than 15 minutes before I have to be somewhere, like I do now. I don't own a comb or brush either, for what it's worth.

That was the smack heard around the world.

Boom!

And don't forget how great babies look in *his dress shirt* and just a diaper. So sexy, so simple. Oh baby.

Please explain to me how I, as a black woman, am supposed to do this. Should I stop caring about the black part of me and the 3 black sons I'm raising and just focus on the woman part now? Or are you just done with me too?

I like my coffee hot & black, robust, slightly bitter, not at all sweet... oh wait, I'm describing myself.

I was in Istanbul just 2 years ago. I swear that I have never been so blatantly groped in broad daylight in my life. I had my then 3 year old son with me in a big spice market and the men worked together to distract him, play with him and give him candy while others then cornered me and tried to feel me up. I was…

That is gloriously cringe-worthy. Well done. Bravo.

In 6th grade English class, my teacher asked if anyone knew what a preposition was. My hand shot up. "A preposition is when a man asks a woman..." She stopped me just in time saying, "Dear, that's a proposition."

Great series! I'm an African-American living in Amsterdam and I look nothing like the other immigrants from the islands and former colonies. They always stare at me so this could be fun to see if I could blend in.