I wish I'd known this prior to my 3 pregnancies where I packed on 40 lbs each time. I felt like there was nothing I could do but gain the weight since I was unable to diet but know, really deep down inside, that I used the opportunity for guilt-free pig-outs. Then I had the herculean task of losing all 40 lbs after…

I suppose they are a bit pre-masticated, what with the crumbling up of cake and all that. I could never be satisfied with a single cakeball. The kind of discipline and restraint required to eat just 1 cupcake or a single cakeball is maddening and stressful. I struggle with maintaining my weight and it all feels…

Anything, including a well-presented bowl of kitty kibble, would beat a cupcake in my book.

I've never photographed the inside of my house for Pinterest. All my friends would delete me immediately, if I did. I pin stuff and places that I think look interesting. My own house is definitely not one of those places. I just like looking at nice stuff without feeling pressured to buy it. I have a whole board…

F*** cupcakes. Give me a good muffin, one with blueberries and whole wheat flower. I sent a box of those to my kid's school for his birthday and not one came back rejected. Cupcakes are too much dang work and that frosting is just a supersized mess of fat, sugar and coloring. I officially declare myself out and…

It's not just wedding dresses, formal dresses in general have been missing sleeves for years. I still do not understand why I have to go to a February gala wearing a sleeveless dress. It really pisses me off because it's f-ing cold out there!

Romneys.

PUAs, ugh: anybody who thinks that negging me will get them anywhere near my vagina.

I'm not really sure what they teach in Dinosaur-Bible school, with the textbooks about cavemen riding around on dinosaurs a couple of hundred years ago. Abe Lincoln may not be particularly idolized by that school crowd.

Looks a heckuva lot like me when I was a baby. But I think a lot of ethnicities and various combos could look like that. Cute kid.

Holy smokes! He's discovered a "unique structure capable of boosting women's orgasmic powers". This sounds more like an ad from the back of the paper, in small letters with a little box around it.

I wouldn't spend $200 on a Gucci sleeper with white *shoes* and collar for one of those guys either.

Well at least that Gucci sleeper is black so it won't show the massive crap stain from when the diaper will inevitably blow out. The white collar though, not so useful.

All this subtle coding is so subtle and confusing with all of its subtlety. If you live near the subway in a primarily African-American neighborhood, would that be the "soul train"? "Soul, soul, soul, soul, OMG Black People, soul, soul" is the new "Duck Duck Goose". My guess is Quicken Loans, the parent company…

I like it and it's going to be my new screen name here.

I think the problem with your moniker is the "69" part, which probably has everyone concerned that you were both "born in 1969" and burdened with a "good personality."

Up until recently, I thought it was just Woody Allen who managed to completely whiten out New York on screen. Even back in the 70's, he was effectively recasting the entire city backdrop to exclude any folks of noticeable color. Guess it's just back in style and now for the small screen in our living rooms. Forgive…

I love this show.

Sounds a lot like a doctor I went to in Holland. Whatever it was that was wrong with me, I probably needed "to lose a few of kilos". That was the reason behind limping, sinus headaches, skin rashes... you name it.

Stay away from Dr. Google's clinic. Dr. Google only gives 2 kinds of answers: it's either 1)terminal or 2) permanent. I lost many nights of sleep googling pregnancy symptoms. The baby and I were always doomed and the scarring/hemorrhoids/incontinence/flatulence/colic would be permanent.