Again unclear on why any of this precludes a person from being sexually assaulted.

The only right answer is to fuck Anderson Cooper, marry Neil Patrick Harris, and kill Andy Cohen. I believe these are self-explanatory so I won't bore you with my reasoning.

I'm torn, because on the one hand, ehhh I'm not going to be too judgy about someone doing some drugs.

The military does not fuck around when it comes to drug offenses. I wish they would have the stones to apply a similar zero tolerance policy when it comes to sexual assault.

FUCCCCKKKKKK JAKE IS DEAAAADDDDDDDDDD

Loving the anti-slut shaming behavior from Olivia and Mellie tonight.

OOh poor little married president. Did your mistress have a boyfriend? Fits is the worst. Of all the assholes on this show- Fitz is the worst.

Oh boo fucking hoo. You mad she went with Jake. Get the fuck over it you MARRIED man.

He's ready to listen.

Has it been established that Cyrus ran a background check on his callboy? I know Cyrus is inexperienced when it comes to relationships, but he's a Machiavellian mastermind when it comes to anything else. I just can't believe he'd be this irresponsible.

Anybody else a little weirded out by the music during the "pick your sex tape buddy partners" montage?

I'm catching the tail end of Grey's Anatomy but thought it was Scandal and was confused to see Sally Langston ("crispy piggy!") was back

Hey Jude

remember

hey jude

I really like this show. It seems to capture being upper middle class Black very well in a nice sitcom approach. The character "Pops" is every old black man I know.

I would imagine that this nurse was given all manner of assurances by her employer that it was perfectly safe to be taking care of Duncan and that she had nothing to worry about. she called the CDC and they told her to go ahead and fly. in hindsight, it's easy to criticize, but when you are told over and over again by…

I'm starting to believe that Taylor Swift is just an elaborate PR campaign to improve the image of crazy cat ladies.

Sometimes, she even adds rum to that Diet Coke.

oh god its heaven