Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

Alternative headline (not that yours was bad): Awesome Muslim Lady Fucking Schools a Bunch of Shithead Conservative Loons as to How American Political Discourse Is Supposed to Work

Want it. Need it.

#Notallfeminists

Because it's ALWAYS been like that, right? (Sexism's #3 favorite excuse.)

That audio clip of cassowary calls is seriously incredible. I don't know why the JP sound engineers didn't just go with that.

Your dad was a badass.

For folks who still can't grok it...

Actually, Lucy Liu is great as Doctor Watson, so who knows? :)

Mission Control, it's beautiful here. And you know what I like best about this place? I like that there are no ASSHOLES talking all the time. Nothing like a bunch of chatty, noisy, nosy ASSHOLES to ruin perfectly good solitude. I'm so glad there aren't any ASSHOLES around here.

"never-ending M.C. Escher vault." as opposed to a finite ones? Do you even Escher?

every dictionary there is disagrees

this music is like an anthropologie store meets cupcake shop

Oh, God. We already have one smug, untrustworthy person in the family, why would someone want to marry another?

You know what you're asking, right? You're asking about the end of non-serialised storytelling. And you have The Sopranos and Lost to thank for killing that. Everything's gotta be one long story now. No more fun bite-sized stories where you can miss five episodes and still have a good time.

Excuse me, where is my Wishbone reboot?

Found the appropriate theme song.

I miss the old Shelly Shapiro maps that appeared in fantasy novels throughout the 80s and 90s. I think her work for David Eddings was the best, with maps of each individual kingdom on the continent appearing throughout the books as the characters reached them. I couldn't find any good images of the whole continent,…

Disappointed there was no map of Earthsea