Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

Alternative headline (not that yours was bad): Awesome Muslim Lady Fucking Schools a Bunch of Shithead Conservative Loons as to How American Political Discourse Is Supposed to Work

#Notallfeminists

Because it's ALWAYS been like that, right? (Sexism's #3 favorite excuse.)

Your dad was a badass.

this music is like an anthropologie store meets cupcake shop

Oh, God. We already have one smug, untrustworthy person in the family, why would someone want to marry another?

Excuse me, where is my Wishbone reboot?

Found the appropriate theme song.

I thought exaggerating my already natural Resting Bitchface would keep harassers at bay, too. Nope, they feel compelled to tell me to smile instead.

Apparently you can't make a grilled cheese. Microwave? What in the hell?

I have never seen nor heard of such a thing. Are you part of some Lost Tribe of white folks who wandered in the desert until even the most basic ancestral recipes were forgotten?

You watched this video, and this is the takeaway that made you rage.

#notallguineapigs

"non-lothario guinea pig who refuses to leave cage watches from afar, then logs onto chat room to complain about how female guinea pigs only like assholes"

It can be done.

Ugh indeed.

And prepubescent girls aren't actually female!

Yeah - one of them told me the definition of a woman is someone who can have a baby. Because that's not a sexist view of women... (not to mention pretty damn insulting to women who cannot have children, or don't want them).