CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada

GUYS. He'll be in Los Angeles in ONE WEEK. Should I go see him??? It's 20 dollars and I'm slightly broke.

The way he fondles his own pom pom tho

I TAIP RAEL GUDE NAO,

So you're saying you hate bruschetta?

If you don't do things in public that make you look stupid, why the fuck are you commenting on Jezebel? Because let me tell you... you look like a goddamn moron.

Speaking as a North-Brooklynite, you are late to the party. Once a trend is picked up by the NYTimes, you know its long over. Artisanal toast is so 2013, man.

I mean, I won't ask for you to be arrested, but should I have to see the word vomit that you produce? Should I have to be subjected to your internet presence? I'm just a stranger trying to have a good time...*sob*

And, once again, Native Americans roll their fucking eyes so fucking hard, they run the risk of injuring themselves.

They could always just go back to Europe if they don't like the spelling bees here.

Dear wizards, You don't need cars, money, height or looks to attract women. All you really need is to not give us a feeling that you might secretly want to rape and kill us. Bonus points if you don't call us a whore.

I don't have cat videos but I do have some gifs that may help.

I sorry. This help?

This press conference really packs a punch. It smacks of sincerity, and hard-hitting truths. Pound-for-pound, I can't imagine a better result for Ray and his ball-and-chain. Glad to see he is fighting for his public image; he could have just slapped some type of generic response together. His wife is a real

So... if we hop aboard the Ray Rice train of thought, his wife is a failure for not getting up after he pummeled her.

Nothing is worse than the hell of a zoning meeting. Nothing.

Anyone who has ever had to cover a city council meeting will have sympathy for her.

Did you say Jerry Gergich? I think you mean Larry Gengurch.

Neat. Okay, I'll field this one. I clearly hate these children because I spent my Saturday preparing my kids for the AP Calc make up exam since they missed the first go around because they were sick. I also hate these children because I also spent my Saturday reviewing with my Chem class for their upcoming exams

It's also worth mentioning how Thurgood Marshall, the first African-American Supreme Court Justice and a Baltimore native, was rejected by the University of Maryland School of Law due to segregationist policies. Then he went to Howard University, became a lawyer, then argued Brown v. Board of Education, and won the