Alternative goals:

Goals:

When we remodeled our kitchen our architect suggested we tear out part of a wall and go open concept. We were like, “Actually, we like walls. Solid, soundproof walls. And doors.”

She is and will always be my favorite first lady.

Both. Why not both?

This was my daughter’s reaction to the trailer: “I was pretty interested in seeing it till I saw the title.”

OK, his main point is accurate, but it’s also, like, DUH. I feel only someone who has literally never ventured outside his class enclave could think this is a novel observation.

It seems like there is an easy way to get “Proud Boys” to stop wearing your polo shirts. Fred Perry could just drop one of these inside the laurel wreath:

Sounds like you have some serious dog-parenting skills!

I lost a lot of respect for Harden this year.

Sounds like you’re very young and childfree?

FIRST you tell the client you won’t be working with him till he cleans his house. THEN you offer the driver counseling. Continuing to work with the racist butcher implies they think it’s the driver’s problem for being upset.

Mental health treatment still holds a stigma for everybody, but there are some logical, historical reasons why black people particularly distrust psychiatric caregivers.

As a man who has never committed rape or sexual assault, let me just say; fuck you and this bullshit right here.

When D.C.’s Sisterfire was a thing, it was awesome.

Dudley Moore’s “Arthur” is “Dudley Moore’s Arthur.”

Nobody calls Arthur “Arthur the Aardvark.” That’s like saying “Madonna Ciccone.”

1. Listen to her music