children suffering like that here at home would be left to die

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As someone who loved Watch the Throne, I hate to see this partnership go bad. All things must pass, I guess.

Your original stylist has been negging you. Telling you you could look better if you (did thing that paid her more) is bullshit. Dump the motherfucker already.

Unless you’re getting 19 percent return on your savings, pay off the credit card debt. If you can save a little in addition, great, but otherwise, your interest will eat your savings.

“This doesn’t happen at country concerts.”

I think it’s their non-citizen relatives who are being deported and prevented from visiting/immigrating.

The actual proposal, which I am terrified the GOP will find reasonable, is to vote now to end Obamacare completely in 1 year, then come up with and approve a replacement by the August recess to take effect once the ACA expires.

Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach, who chairs the commission and wrote the request for voter information, announced his very own state would not be able to fully comply with his request.

Out beyond religion and infidelity / There is a field. / I will meet you there.

I met a guy named Mister. Look at it this way, no one is going to disrespect that kid by using his first name.

Consider hiring qualified female directors?

Isn’t it the fact that your explanation is one of two very plausible interpretations exactly what makes his comment shady?

Here is what I don’t get: We tried the “free-market solution” Republicans are so convinced will lower premiums and costs. We tried it for, like, 150 years and it didn’t work: That’s how we wound up with the ACA.

Holy fucking shit.

Holy fucking shit.

I’m having the time of my life. I’m 39 — I remember 32. I don’t wanna do it again.

It was an oddly specific and unlikely wish, too! Coincidence is really something.

I made a wish while in the shower and it came true within a week. That doesn’t mean showers grant wishes. Correlation is not causation.

Not even sarcastic-funny.