Dear god, I — a grown-assed woman — am actually looking forward to this. What the hell is wrong with me?

Some of them HAVE had the balls to say they don’t believe health care is a right. If you make “wrong choices,” dying of a curable disease is God’s way of holding you accountable, apparently. Also yadda yadda something Ayn Rand.

Oh god please can’t Steven Moffat write us out of this one, soon?

All I can do is feel bad for his parents, his siblings, his partners and anybody who ever felt a twinge of affection for him. Cocaine is a hell of a drug, indeed.

Also, I want to grab a beer with Vicente Fox.

This take is so deeply cynical I am a little bit in love with you right now.

Literally none of my college students read — or have apparently handled — a print magazine. This is a noticeable change from even five years ago. I had to use Instagram ads this year to explain “advertorial” (now better known as sponsored content).

Versace probably looks less garish if you’re wearing it while standing in a Medici palace.

So, the full, complete video of another cop needlessly shooting another black man has been released...but they edited the cop’s vulgarity out of the transcript because it might be offensive?

Eff you and your wilful ignorance of anything outside the United States. 

Life is irrational and unfair. One might even call it absurd.

Ubu Roi.

For Whom the Bell Tolls and its doomed romanticism is a better Hemingway for teenagers.

Not so much with the political plays, though. And clearly, these folks didn’t stay till the end of Julius Caesar.

Public education was the secret to democracy.

Clearly, we need to get the arts back in the schools.

Wow, this describes zero of the Mormon women I know! Maybe it’s specific to your region ... or your friends?

I was SO PISSED they no longer had Voyage Through Inner Space (“presented by Monsanto”).

I’m weirdly grateful to Finding Dory, though, because apparently the submarine ride had been closed for several years before that movie came out. At least I was able to take my kid on it, then bore her about how much more awesome it USED to be.

Haven’t been back on since it went Dory.