Before Jesse “The Body” Ventura became governor of Minnesota, he served a full term as mayor of Brooklyn Park. Jesse might well have the tools to be a good politician, but like Jesse, he needs to set his sights a little lower first. I’m so fucking done with amateur presidents.

+100.

The brother seems like a POS, true, but even POSes are entitled to legal representation.

The poses are slightly different so I’m maintaining hope they are both authentic.

I saw this playing out in my TL last night and now Nicki Minaj will never not be my hero.

First, even by US standards, Joe Walsh is a heartless piece of crap.

Yeah, I’ll be clutching this victory to my chest while sobbing with anxiety over health care.

#humblebrag

I’ve known Stanford alums and I’ve known Harvard alums. The main difference is that there is no way you could finish even a coffee date without learning someone went to Stanford, while the Harvard alum would just assume you could sense the Harvardness wafting from them without it needing to be spoken.

I think you’re flipping symptom and cause.

I don’t remember the last time I saw someone who wasn’t a Pepe or a Golden State Warrior throw up the OK sign. And when Curry does it, the “o” is a definite circle, whereas the 4chan “o” is more of a pinching gesture.

Buuuut...if racist trolls on 4chan start ironically doing a hand gesture to troll the left...I’m going to say they just made that hand gesture genuinely racist.

As John Oliver might say:

My TL was full of Minhaj and Sam Bee, but I curate pretty ruthlessly.

Email: Pruitt.Scott@epa.gov

There is less talking in golf than you might think. If you can manage to hit your ball away from your date’s — maybe into the rough? — you might be able to go long stretches without being within shouting distance.

Your airport was great before 9/11. You could get from the curb to the gate in about 2 minutes.

I am struggling to imagine how ESPN could make its coverage less “liberal” in a way that would satisfy these idiots. Drop basketball and show wall-to-wall golf and auto racing? Have Curt Schilling provide color commentary for every game? Bleep out any reference to Kaepernick? Never let a woman touch a microphone?

Jesus, if I were Netflix, I would have released the episodes to subscribers as soon as the extortion demand was made.

A lot of folks are mocking the festival-goers and calling them “the 1 percent.” Consider that TRUE children of the 1 percent would not be stuck on this island. Their parents’ G5 would have picked them up days ago and taken them to Kamalame Cay to recover.