May it please the court, Drake is in a long-term relationship with the Warriors. He namechecks Oracle Arena in “Free Smoke” and has performed wearing a Kevin Durant jersey.

Because if Obama weren’t black none of this would have happened?

Shark in 2020.

Yeah, unless he left it at Mar-a-Lago by mistake.

The man genuinely loves his home town. I could see him wanting to retire an Oakland Raider.

Most of these read like they were written by mean fifth graders with marginal English skills. But then we hit:

Maybe he should get Rick Barry to show him the “granny shot.”

Warriors fan, know nothing about the Celtics, am now rooting for her brother just on principle.

Oh goodness, the way they look at each other: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh my god if I were his wife I would have changed the locks by the time he returned from work.

Spotted in SF:

TBH, I find Bernie’s failure to campaign for Ossoff more puzzling than his endorsement of this guy.

My cynical heart goes out to you. I do hope things get better.

I realize this reveals that I am cynical as fuck, but my only question is, is this guy running against a pro-choice candidate?

In the 1970s, the only dick on the big screen was Marlon Brando’s.

It’s an incredibly rude question to begin with, but also extremely emotional and upsetting for a lot of women.

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“Vanity was the beginning and the end of Sir Walter Elliot’s character; vanity of person and of situation. He had been remarkably handsome in his youth; and, at fifty-four, was still a very fine man. Few women could think more of their personal appearance than he did, nor could the valet of any new made lord be more…

They have video of a lot of people punching, kicking and pepper-spraying a lot of people. Seven folks wound up in the hospital.