In all seriousness and not to take anything away from Jake Arrieta’s genetic lottery jackpot, one of the reasons I love the ESPN Body Issues is the tremendous variety in the fit, healthy athletic bodies.

Yes, I definitely appreciate its composition. 😜

You could always write some postcards or call some legislators...✊🏼✊🏻✊🏾

It’s this guy’s actual, fucking job to be aware of what the nuances of his tweets might be. Anybody who is unaware of Pepe’s recent history is unqualified to be a national brand’s social media manager.

Meanwhile, ESPN’s interactive website for its 2016 Body Issue is still available, so fuck Sports Illustrated.

I’m off Friday anyway (four-day holiday) but plan to avoid shopping and join my local demonstration. I live in the SF Bay Area, so I’m confident there will be one.

Ah, the odd yet compelling young Richard E. Grant. He was born to play that role.

The other candidate, Jane’s early crush Tom Lefroy, looks more like a Wickham to me:

Kind of like this? I assume this is what Jamie Dornan is attempting, clumsily, in the 50 Shades trailer.

Dear Marvel: America kind of needs Nazi-punching Steve Rogers right now.

That illustration is a disservice to probable-Mr.Darcy-inspiration John Parker, who had a little smolder in his youth.

I caught three Chanseys today, so you won’t hear me complaining.

These are strictly in the “now your grandparents will spoil you insanely” territory. But they are (used to be) really well made, with a natural waist and an accompanying book that tells the story of a plucky girl from a specific era, and bonus: not just blonde Beckys.

I would fuck Lincoln Chafee, except I guess he officially left the party, so it doesn’t count.

The whole DC/Baltimore MSA was a pizza desert when I lived there, frankly. Needs more Greeks and Italians.

Traditionally in RI, cheese is an optional topping. Don’t order it and you don’t get it.

She will he after his inevitable coronary!

Wow, the wording of the tweet makes this VERY shady.

Under normal circumstances, nah. But given the international reaction to our new president, I’d say yeah, probably.