Would the honorable judge be willing to have a sidebar regarding Arnold Schwarzenegger’s definitely unshady burn on Donald Trump this week?

3 of 5: Skeptical, but would definitely watch the pilot.

I would like to see mandatory standardized testing on “treaties and why we sign them,” please.

Deplorables on Twitter this weekend: “It’s not our job to take in refugees. Let other countries do it!”

I just hope we don’t hurl in your car this time.

Dear GRRM: For the love of Yog-Sothoth, just hire Kevin J. Anderson to ghost the final volume for you.

Pretty sure her post was sarcastic. Everybody knows the home country of the 9/11 attackers isn’t affected by Trump’s ban.

Los Angeles will learn this September if its bid for the 2024 Olympics has been accepted. You think our current fit of nationalism will have ended by then? Hope you are right!

I thought Emperor Cheeto wanted to make a bid for a U.S. Olympics? This would seem to complicate his plans.

...and it’s still only my second-favorite John Carpenter movie.

The link to an actual government study on mental health made it perfect. They could be like, “What? Oh, you thought this was about you? Huh!”

I live in Warriors territory, and I have a major crush on Steve Kerr. Very cute, very smart, very woke...and a pretty good basketball coach, too!

This law is so obviously unconstitutional, even the ghost of Scalia is laughing.

It is hilarious to me that this post has sparked so much controversy.

I’m sorry, you must have some alternative facts. Breyer’s or GTFO.

Sorry, post was unclear: I meant, it’s not like he was forced to eat Dippin’ Dots because they were the only ice cream available at Nationals Park.

Dippin’ Dots are disappointing. But not disappointing enough to go on a five-year Twitter campaign against them.

Holy Fucking Shit.

Actual photo of probable future governor Gavin Newsom!