Oh god please no. This is basically child abuse. Boycotting, with extreme prejudice.

No, because use of the apostrophe to form a plural makes me want to claw my eyes out.

I just want the same rights over my body that conservatives would give the owner of a home, including the right to defend with lethal force against those who enter without permission.

For-profit charter schools, like the ones DeVos has made a career advocating, suck public tax dollars away from the public school system and are operated to benefit their stockholders, not necessarily all kinds of students.

I hate to be “well, actually...” person, but that is incorrect. Charter schools, overall, perform about as well as the public schools.

“But if you Google prostitute gif...”

This is literally my mom and I on the phone every week.

He seemed sweet and reasonably self-deprecating during the whole Twilight insanity. Anybody who can continue to be relatively normal while millions of girls are all “TEAM JACOB!!!!!!1111$**!!” is probably OK.

I’m in a deep blue state, but have contacted my new senator to tell her this is my number one concern.

OH GOD THIS IS HAPPENING -> Get a grip, you need to face reality -> WAIT, I’M NORMALIZING THIS -> Oh god this is really happening...

Well, my husband and I have pre-existing conditions, so I’ve begun saying goodbye in my mind to the home we will have to sell if all the Obamacare reforms really go away.

Yep, and events suggest he was right.

Yes, it is totally OK to bash the president-elect, and the president, and our right to do so is even protected by the Constitution. The country literally has never thrown its unanimous support behind a president, not even FDR, and that motherfucker ended the Depression, fought the Nazis and got re-elected three times.

OH MY GOD THIS IS HOW HE GETS MEXICO TO PAY FOR THE WALL

It’s not about communism or anticomunnism any more. It’s about white nationalism, homophobia and Islamophobia, all of which Putin is seen as supporting.

I agree with the 12-year-old reviewer and fan of the books who opined, “It was pretty good, but the guy who played the Count tried to make everything about him. It’s not all about him.”

Hand to God, I have told my daughter, “You’ll know you’ve met The One when he buys your tampons without a making a fuss.”

Chacun à son goût.

Fuck everything and everybody.

Sadly, this question has new relevance.