That illustration is a disservice to probable-Mr.Darcy-inspiration John Parker, who had a little smolder in his youth.

I caught three Chanseys today, so you won’t hear me complaining.

These are strictly in the “now your grandparents will spoil you insanely” territory. But they are (used to be) really well made, with a natural waist and an accompanying book that tells the story of a plucky girl from a specific era, and bonus: not just blonde Beckys.

I would fuck Lincoln Chafee, except I guess he officially left the party, so it doesn’t count.

The whole DC/Baltimore MSA was a pizza desert when I lived there, frankly. Needs more Greeks and Italians.

Traditionally in RI, cheese is an optional topping. Don’t order it and you don’t get it.

She will he after his inevitable coronary!

Wow, the wording of the tweet makes this VERY shady.

Under normal circumstances, nah. But given the international reaction to our new president, I’d say yeah, probably.

Would the honorable judge be willing to have a sidebar regarding Arnold Schwarzenegger’s definitely unshady burn on Donald Trump this week?

I would like to see mandatory standardized testing on “treaties and why we sign them,” please.

Deplorables on Twitter this weekend: “It’s not our job to take in refugees. Let other countries do it!”

Dear GRRM: For the love of Yog-Sothoth, just hire Kevin J. Anderson to ghost the final volume for you.

Pretty sure her post was sarcastic. Everybody knows the home country of the 9/11 attackers isn’t affected by Trump’s ban.

Los Angeles will learn this September if its bid for the 2024 Olympics has been accepted. You think our current fit of nationalism will have ended by then? Hope you are right!

I thought Emperor Cheeto wanted to make a bid for a U.S. Olympics? This would seem to complicate his plans.

The link to an actual government study on mental health made it perfect. They could be like, “What? Oh, you thought this was about you? Huh!”

I live in Warriors territory, and I have a major crush on Steve Kerr. Very cute, very smart, very woke...and a pretty good basketball coach, too!

This law is so obviously unconstitutional, even the ghost of Scalia is laughing.

It is hilarious to me that this post has sparked so much controversy.