I’m sorry, you must have some alternative facts. Breyer’s or GTFO.

Sorry, post was unclear: I meant, it’s not like he was forced to eat Dippin’ Dots because they were the only ice cream available at Nationals Park.

Dippin’ Dots are disappointing. But not disappointing enough to go on a five-year Twitter campaign against them.

Holy Fucking Shit.

Actual photo of probable future governor Gavin Newsom!

Oh god please no. This is basically child abuse. Boycotting, with extreme prejudice.

No, because use of the apostrophe to form a plural makes me want to claw my eyes out.

I just want the same rights over my body that conservatives would give the owner of a home, including the right to defend with lethal force against those who enter without permission.

“But if you Google prostitute gif...”

This is literally my mom and I on the phone every week.

He seemed sweet and reasonably self-deprecating during the whole Twilight insanity. Anybody who can continue to be relatively normal while millions of girls are all “TEAM JACOB!!!!!!1111$**!!” is probably OK.

I’m in a deep blue state, but have contacted my new senator to tell her this is my number one concern.

OH GOD THIS IS HAPPENING -> Get a grip, you need to face reality -> WAIT, I’M NORMALIZING THIS -> Oh god this is really happening...

Well, my husband and I have pre-existing conditions, so I’ve begun saying goodbye in my mind to the home we will have to sell if all the Obamacare reforms really go away.

OH MY GOD THIS IS HOW HE GETS MEXICO TO PAY FOR THE WALL

It’s not about communism or anticomunnism any more. It’s about white nationalism, homophobia and Islamophobia, all of which Putin is seen as supporting.

Hand to God, I have told my daughter, “You’ll know you’ve met The One when he buys your tampons without a making a fuss.”

Chacun à son goût.

Fuck everything and everybody.

Sadly, this question has new relevance.