This is an excellent list. You could add Joan Baez’s “Lily of the West” (refreshingly, it’s the rival suitor who gets it, not the girl) and “Cold Rain and Snow,” even though some versions leave out the murder part.

“You seem like the kind of guy who would Instagram me giving birth” would be a deal-breaker in the date department — for me, at least.

As soon as I exited the postpartum haze, this dude would have come home to find all the locks changed and his stuff in the driveway. IT IS NOT ALWAYS ALL ABOUT YOU, KHALED.

THIS WILL BE EPIC.

Seriously, Assange? This is the best you got?

I guess I’ll have to ask him.

I endorse this message.

I am a straight woman, but this photo is making me feel things.

Somehow, I feel shitty Susan Komen Foundation and shitty Trump Mar A Lago deserve each other.

Liam Neeson boxed in his teens; he was apparently pretty good for his weight class.

So he’s CRYPTO-MUSLIM? That’s gotta be worse, right?

Well, their ass is DEFINITELY on fire.

Oh, Jeeze, I forgot the Central Park Five comments! Those were fucking outrageous, too.

You’re not wrong. I’ve just been thinking about White Feminism pretty much nonstop since we learned that the racist, tiny-fingered cheeto who is the GOP nominee believes his fame entitles him to grope women.

Hmmm.

My Fellow White Women:

Is it possible she fought so hard to keep them private BECAUSE she knew they were innocuous, but also that trying to uncover them would keep Assange safely occupied intil the election?

OH GOD what I had to go through to get rid of a film enlarger in 2005.

Yeah, it’s closer than I would go. But if his lawyer thought he had a case against the network, the network would definitely be getting sued. So that’s my not-a-lawyer speculation about where that case fell down.

My best guess is this: Opinions aren’t libelous. When the hacks in the studio said Burke did it, that was just their opinion, man.