P.L. Travers was such a horrible human being, I hope her ghost is stuck here watching Mary Poppins on endless loop.

He’s been MadBum since at least 2010. Have you seen him go after Yasiel Puig?

If he was a guy who had lived modestly all his life so he could put poor kids through college, I would describe him as “average-looking.” I truly believe the ugliness comes from deep inside in his case.

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

“High above Cayuga’s waters there’s an awful smell...”

...and yet here you are. What’s up with that?

Chyna is a lot of things, but psychic isn’t one of them.

Spoken like a graduate of that aggie school in Ithaca.

I was rooting so hard for Vogelsong to win this one.

I believe this is what Kara would call a sick burn.

I think you need to be a little more selective than that. There are some amazing things and people in Missouri, but political power needs to be in different hands.

Rob, Rob, Rob.

Literally all the orcs were Maori. No, really, watch the “making of” features. And yeah, I have opinions about that,

Isn’t “Don’t tell your employees they’re unfuckable” like, Management 101? I feel as if this should have been covered in the mandatory sexual harassment avoidance training.

That is so shockingly...French!

I remember them before Sears bought the brand, when they sold basic, well-made clothes. My toddler LIVED in Land’s End, and I loved their swimsuits and sweaters. Once Sears took over, the quality went down, and the styles went from simple to ugly. RIP.

Teva made some classic strappy leather flats about five years ago that were not only attractive, but the most comfortable sandles I ever owned. When they finally wore out, was I able to find an updated version? (Cue evil laughter.)

If you like Serial, check out Criminal. Twice a month, they profile someone who has some connection to some kind of illegal behavior or look at a historical crime. One time it was the guy who dove into the La Brea Tar Pits looking for murder evidence for the LAPD. Recently, they interviewed a Britannica editor who…

Hey, TMZ, I’m a little confused by your headline. If she consented to group sex but not to having a sex toy used on her, is that not also rape?

What is really, truly, vanishingly rare is for somebody to be shot at a riot by someone not in law enforcement. Seriously: Bring me examples. I await your quality links.