TBH, Rando Egg On Twitter has more credibility than the Charlotte cops right now.

The “visuals.”

The court has been bullshit on “grooming issues” like beards in the past, so this disappoints but does not surprise me.

So, male sexual fantasy = art (Last Tango in Paris, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Eyes Wide Shut, Body Heat).

I read two different sources who claimed to be eyewitnesses to police shooting the victim in the head, short range, with a beanbag or rubber bullet. One of them claimed to be a member of a group of ministers. I haven’t been able to verify either poster, but I haven’t been able to discredit them, either. Given that…

Sure, but to be honest, cops and their municipal bosses have been caught in exponentially more lies about these kinds of incidents than bystanders have. So my presumption leans against the cops.

The victim, identified by police as Justin Carr, 26, was shot not by police but by another “civilian,” according to city and police sources who have covered up, lied to and misled us before.

Sweetie, I’ve had cancer, done chemo, radiation, multiple surgeries, got the tattoos, got the T-shirt, have the 5-year participation medal, can give the guided tour of every lab and MRI facility in my city. There is nothing you can fucking tell me about the experience of cancer.

Wow, that is not how I interpreted “had something to rail against” at all.

All divorces that involve kids make me sad.

Your mockery, I am damning it.

The first twelve ways I would describe Robert Downey Jr. don’t include “family man.”

Jibbets were a great idea and if someone would make, say, Cons or Vans that you could stick them on, I would wear them and damn the mockery.

1. We have no idea what she “normally” looks like. Facebook isn’t life.

I’m sure you don’t mean to imply that it’s only a crime if a virginal underage sex worker is exploited by dozens of police officers who should have been trying to get her off the streets, not bone her.

As one rabbi I met put it, “There is a long tradition in Judaism of questioning the existence of God.”

So, basically, drop your appeal and we won’t take your house?

The Jefferson economy runs on Marijuana and craft beer, as far as I can tell.

Good luck keeping the Free State of Jefferson in your coalition.

I keep a cheap bourbon for mixing. The only thing that touches my Aberlour is ice.