My Fellow White Women:

Is it possible she fought so hard to keep them private BECAUSE she knew they were innocuous, but also that trying to uncover them would keep Assange safely occupied intil the election?

OH GOD what I had to go through to get rid of a film enlarger in 2005.

Yeah, it’s closer than I would go. But if his lawyer thought he had a case against the network, the network would definitely be getting sued. So that’s my not-a-lawyer speculation about where that case fell down.

While you’re waiting for the biopic, you can point her to the 2013 documentary:

My best guess is this: Opinions aren’t libelous. When the hacks in the studio said Burke did it, that was just their opinion, man.

P.L. Travers was such a horrible human being, I hope her ghost is stuck here watching Mary Poppins on endless loop.

He’s been MadBum since at least 2010. Have you seen him go after Yasiel Puig?

If he was a guy who had lived modestly all his life so he could put poor kids through college, I would describe him as “average-looking.” I truly believe the ugliness comes from deep inside in his case.

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

“High above Cayuga’s waters there’s an awful smell...”

...and yet here you are. What’s up with that?

Chyna is a lot of things, but psychic isn’t one of them.

Spoken like a graduate of that aggie school in Ithaca.

I was rooting so hard for Vogelsong to win this one.

I believe this is what Kara would call a sick burn.

I think you need to be a little more selective than that. There are some amazing things and people in Missouri, but political power needs to be in different hands.

Rob, Rob, Rob.

Your idea that including people of color is some kind of recent fad is, frankly, bizarre.

Oh, come on: By “The Body,” my heart had already been ripped out and stomped on.