Sure, but to be honest, cops and their municipal bosses have been caught in exponentially more lies about these kinds of incidents than bystanders have. So my presumption leans against the cops.

The victim, identified by police as Justin Carr, 26, was shot not by police but by another “civilian,” according to city and police sources who have covered up, lied to and misled us before.

Sweetie, I’ve had cancer, done chemo, radiation, multiple surgeries, got the tattoos, got the T-shirt, have the 5-year participation medal, can give the guided tour of every lab and MRI facility in my city. There is nothing you can fucking tell me about the experience of cancer.

Wow, that is not how I interpreted “had something to rail against” at all.

All divorces that involve kids make me sad.

Your mockery, I am damning it.

The first twelve ways I would describe Robert Downey Jr. don’t include “family man.”

Jibbets were a great idea and if someone would make, say, Cons or Vans that you could stick them on, I would wear them and damn the mockery.

1. We have no idea what she “normally” looks like. Facebook isn’t life.

I’m sure you don’t mean to imply that it’s only a crime if a virginal underage sex worker is exploited by dozens of police officers who should have been trying to get her off the streets, not bone her.

As one rabbi I met put it, “There is a long tradition in Judaism of questioning the existence of God.”

LMGTFY

This is almost exactly what I said when I heard about this. I hate to be such a Debbie Downer, but lately, I feel like Marvel is Doing Too Much with its properties.

So, basically, drop your appeal and we won’t take your house?

The Jefferson economy runs on Marijuana and craft beer, as far as I can tell.

Good luck keeping the Free State of Jefferson in your coalition.

Univision’s actions are especially depressing given that it isn’t a random hedge fund investor, but an actual news corporation that has been in the business of practicing journalism.

3) Have an actual Asian person write the script.

I keep a cheap bourbon for mixing. The only thing that touches my Aberlour is ice.

“There’s dishes in the back, he’s got to roll up his sleeves, but while you all washing watch him, he’s going to make a Mercedes Benz out of that Datsun. He’s got ambition, baby, look at his eyes. This week it’s mopping floors, next week it’s the fries.”