Either way, you can imagine Arthur Koepke applauding her disregard for the bourgeoise institution of museums.

I have a TINY bit of sympathy for crossword lady.

So, Marco, are you willing to pay 100 percent of the additional cost of raising these kids? Because if you aren’t, you’re just pro-birth, not pro-life.

I may never be able to eat a candy cane again.

So much this. I had this conversation with my 6-year old the morning she saw a photo of Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon getting married in San Francisco. She had ZERO problem understanding that some girls love girls and some boys love boys, and I didn’t need to use any anatomical terms.

Uggggggh you are probably accurate.

^^^This.

I think they outsourced that job to Ryan Lochte.

As is your Constitutionally protected right.

Well, we can’t hate Adam Levine any more, so....

I’m really fucking depressed about this trade. Duffy — he has the “Duffman” cartoon on his bat handle — seems genuinely nice and is genuinely talented. His ride from the minors to the World Series in 2014 was epic, and being sent to Tampa Bay is a fate that shouldn’t happen to A.J. Pierzynski.

I’m reading this article out loud to my daughter and she just keeps saying “wait...what? WHAT?”

What the hell, Day-Day, what the hell?

Truly. Instead of having one wizarding school broken into four houses, it would be more American to have four competing wizarding schools.

THIS.

To be fair, she was addressing the people freaking out over a black actress playing Hermione.

Hard core libertarians, including some members of my family, think the government should fight fires and arrest criminals and that’s about it. Highways? Let private builders charge tolls. Parks? Let private owners charge user fees. Health care? Get a job, hippie; makers shouldn’t have to pay for takers.

Didn't think it was possible to love 99pi more than I do. Downtown Oakland, represent!

I went to an international fencing tournament two years ago — tickets were about $10 and it was in a gym that wouldn’t have held the crowd for one of my high school’s basketball games.

I would be more tempted if Anyone But NBC was covering it.