Turns out the Trump guy had overstayed his visa (“uh-oh!) BUT was white AND from Britain, so we won’t be hearing much about him, I’m guessing. Also, he didn’t have a gun and didn’t have much of a plan for getting one. I’m not even sure this qualifies as an “assassination attempt,” frankly.

Me, after hearing a guy had been arrested for attempting (lamely) to assassinate Trump: “please don’t be brown please don’t be brown please don’t be brown.”

Yeah, is this some special Canadian usage of “reliable”? Because in American English, it makes no sense.

The whole story is built on “dafuq” moments. One planet is run by androids with television heads and their pixie allies, the other is run by horn-headed magicians who can turn a tree into a spaceship, and they are having a stupid, endless war. And then there is that bounty-hunting cat. It just...works. For me anyway.…

I mean, what was Thackary wearing? Does anybody know or care?

So very accurate.

OMFG you stopped at that point? Whyyyyyyyyy?

So basically, even when a woman has been dead 150 years, people will still be discussing and judging her clothing choices?

A variety of June polls have Trump ahead of Clinton among white voters by a range of 9 to 24 percentage points.

Ditto on all these shows. I am such a raving SyFy fangirl now.

Tucker Max represents watered-down, reformist AIDS trutherism.

If they just hadn’t called it “The Saint,” it would have been fine. “Nothing at All Resembling the Saint” would have worked.

Elementary and high school administrators can legally suppress speech that “substantially interferes” with “discipline in operating the school” (Tinker v. Des Moines) or if they have a “legitimate pedagogical concern” about the impact of the speech (Hazelwood v. Kuhlmeier).

It’s a chain. You can give the gift of a Hornblower cruise.

We have given Adam Levine a bunch of shit over the years, but I for one am formally revoking his douche card. His reaction to Grimmie’s death has been heartfelt and menschy.

Arguably second-most important. You step over a guy, you risk the consequences. (But yeah, I don’t think that was an accident on Dre’s part.)

I am on your side, yet feel oddly compelled to see this movie. That’s the real magic trick.

It’s quite obvious Steph’s “fine” is nowhere near 100 percent. I just hope whatever he has left in his knee and ankle will last through Monday and applaud his decision to sit the Olympics.

Yeah, I’m hoping we draw the line considerably before assaulting a girl behind a Dumpster. And that avoiding nonconsensual penetration isn’t just politically correct, but the lowest possible standard for human decency.

The judge is a former Sanford lacrosse player, so I'm pretty sure he could have written one of these letters himself.