Not even Rocky Road ice cream?

Fuck the Braves, man. Fuck ‘em.

Can we make short-shorts a thing again for men? I miss thighs.

He’s really quite endearing, but his baby face reminds me he is a more appropriate age for my daughter than me. Mitch Richmond’s more in my league.

I remember dumb-ass being used as a noun before it became an adjective. In other words, dumb was modifying the noun ass rather than ass intensifying dumb.

Because the refs completely missed it? I had to rewatch three times to see the contact, which was glancing and seemed thoroughly accidental. Love must be the unluckiest SOB out there.

I was going to hit you with some snappy comebacks about how blue collar and rough Oakland is, but hell, I just watched the video and now I got nothing. They cleaned up our lake so the fish aren’t dead, we have an economy that isn’t dependent on Steph Curry, and you’d be hard-pressed to find a two-bedroom home in the…

Klay is as cool as the other side of the pillow. Watching him actively give no fucks that 90 percent of the media attention is on Steph and Dray fills me with joy.

I was ready to laugh, and then this.

Wait, the IOC is doing something principled and unselfish? Agggh, the cognitive dissonance!

This is shade, right? A slam-dunk case in Shade Court?

Proposed headline: Teen has Oddball Theory Based on Bullshit, Adults Inexplicably Pay Attention.

“Public Enemies.” He was also good in that. (2009)

I remember Greta van Susteren providing expert commentary during the OJ trial, sounding just as intelligent as you would expect someone with a law degree from Georgetown to sound. What the fuck has happened to you, Greta?

Yeah, part of me wonders if she really, REALLY had no idea what the impact of her disappearance would be or what her family would be thinking on the other side of those dozens of calls she brushed off. But bottom line, your life would have to be pretty broken for this to look like a good idea. I hope she talks to…

The California response: “Shit, even I think that’s crazy. ...Wait, Annie Sprinkle is involved? Must be legit, then.”

Baseball is life, man. It ain’t over till it’s over.

Baseball Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain “Eight Men Out” Landis voided pitcher Jackie Mitchell’s minor league contract in 1932 on the grounds that baseball was “too strenuous” for women. A definitive ban on women in the major and minor leagues followed soon afterward. (Mitchell, whose neighbor and mentor was Hall of…

Thank you for putting “Demolition Man” on this list. Where is “They Live”?

In “The Freshman,” Brando was doing a shout-out to his “Godfather” role, so it’s likely he was made up to look like his younger self...playing an older guy.