1. Um, I didn’t say “weird.” I was hoping someone would pick up on “red wedding” dresses and make a GoT joke, but no. 2. Um, as you would have learned if you'd read the rest of the thread, these weren't brides from those cultures.

Abby needs to be ordered by a court to stay at least 500 feet away fom anyone under 18.

I can't remember the third bride, so you might be right. My daughter tells me they've done MULTIPLE red dress episodes, so we might even be thinking of different ones.

Keeping my fingers crossed for Season 4!

DO IT. DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEET.

I think staff were more put out by having to find a red wedding dress ON A BUDGET. If you have time and money to spend, they'll whip you up a rainbow-colored one, what the hell.

The Dead Hand of Queen Victoria still rules us all.

Sounds lovely!

My musings go the other way: What did some woman named Amelia do to some 19th century researcher that he named this after her?

Amelia looks like she got on that list by accident.

You would think! I mean, it's traditional for Chinese brides. But one was steampunk and the other was an opera singer, if I remember correctly.

An older bride I know went with a peacock blue knee-length dress and a white broad-brimmed hat. She looked bomb.

Judge: “You want me to inconvenience several corporations because you’re worried about a jinx? Um, no.”

No word a lie, but one of my favorite episodes was the one featuring brides who wanted red dresses. Yep, red wedding dresses. The staff obliged.

Dear Mr. Irons: You have a point; if I ever find a woman lodged in my uterus, I shall be careful not to abort her.

OFFS: It was in a World Series; it was made by a future Hall of Famer; it turned out to be the last Giants’ championship in New York; it was captured in an iconic photograph.

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I guess I am in the minority in thinking the second Percy Jackson movie was considerably better than the first. They ditched the cutesy-poo elements of the first movie, got the secondary casting right (Anthony Stewart Head>Befuddled Pierce Brosnan), and managed to make Grover marginally less like Jar Jar. I gave it a…