That’s not a very accurate description of what happened. It’s especially inaccurate to claim Thompson now says vaccines cause autism. But why listen to me; why not read Thompson’s own statement?

So psychologists are “top scientists” now? Cool.

Wait: Katy Perry hasn’t gotten back together with John Mayer? (Sad emoji here.)

^^^^This. By this logic, Marc Antony never cheated on JLo, Ben Affleck would never bother to look at a nanny, Ryan Phillipe etc. etc. etc. (see Defamer for details.)

I need to know how hot @agoristpolwright is so I can determine whether he’s smart and/or lying. Based on his comic-book avatar, Warhammer40K fanboying and rich Deviantart fantasy life, I’m guessing he’s a 6 or lower himself.*

I hate the Dodgers, but this is pretty freaking adorable.

Scandinavia, Germany, the Netherlands, Great Britain and Canada: All terrific examples of failed socialism.

This is the idiom police: The phrase you want is “doesn’t jibe” (v., U.S. English, “to fit or agree.”)

How is “let’s take a month off to play basketball” compatible with the whole concept of “student athlete”?

Hey! Goldfish can adapt their behaviors to changing circumstances.

Where is this happening? Because not on my campus, or any of the campuses in my region.

As soon as I see “uhm,” I know I can stop reading. What follows is seldom helpful or kind, however true it may be.

In fact, I AM the Internet journalism police. Please do not crap in my car.

To me, that was perfection.

Praise Jeebus! Or whoever is in charge of this department!

Inaccurate.

Fair enough! I’m persuaded.

I will never not be down for a grammar rant.

Hey, I'm older than Kinja. That makes me...old.

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?