Where is this happening? Because not on my campus, or any of the campuses in my region.

As soon as I see “uhm,” I know I can stop reading. What follows is seldom helpful or kind, however true it may be.

In fact, I AM the Internet journalism police. Please do not crap in my car.

To me, that was perfection.

Praise Jeebus! Or whoever is in charge of this department!

Inaccurate.

Fair enough! I’m persuaded.

I will never not be down for a grammar rant.

Hey, I'm older than Kinja. That makes me...old.

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

Dude With Patrick Redford’s Email Address, you can stop typing right there.

Keep it up, ladies. Only about 60 years to go until you can be the Brown Twins.

She is keeping it interesting, so far, but partly by having Miles be a secondary character. “Captain Vorpatril” is her “Cotillion,” if you can stand a Georgette Heyer reference: Bujold uses Ivan to point out how ridiculous the whole gentleman adventurer genre is, and how most of us would rather be with someone…

I love her, but yes.

You shut up! (OK, I may have been 12 the last time I read one of these.)

“Anita Blake: Fuck All The Things” got super tedious. Like, no penis in your world can resist you? Seriously? And WAY too many pages describing what clothes everyone wears to a fight.

Basically, I pretend the rest of the books don't exist. WFR was great, and then the car went off a cliff.

“Sausage fest” usually just means a gathering that’s overwhelmingly male, no gay slur attached. (“Did you go to the Chuck Norris film festival? It was a real sausage fest.”) If it was being used in a homophobic context here, that’s a new development.

First thought: How fucked up is that?

“I’m still trying to find the dial on this thing.” — NHL official charged with determining who the text was sent to.