Not normally a death penalty fan, but jesusfuckingchrist, this is pretty heinous.

I do NOT understand how death has transformed Nancy Reagan, the stone-coldest bitch since Madam Mao and the obvious inspiration for Claire Underwood, into a bucket of baby lorises. Hillary should have been hoisting a beer, not inventing nice things the former First Lady never did.

I feel as if the more people say “Nah, Jon isn’t dead,” the more likely GRRM is to say, “Fuck it, I’ll dump the conclusion I’ve been working towards for 20 years in order to put all your bollocks in a vise one more time by killing this character.”

This isn’t the first time a well-known British author has made a misguided attempt to write about aspects of American history better left in more-knowledgeable hands.

Oh god now I have to root for Breitbart?

THANK you.

I wondered how “Miracle” managed to get that authentic 1980 hair look on its hockey players, most of whom were actual hockey players. Watching this video explains it: They just skated over from practice, no time in the makeup trailer necessary.

Uzo can also sing like whoa, which seems as if it should be an important factor.

Thanks! I would have never figured that out on my own!

Different strokes.

It’s because for 45 glorious minutes I thought I might be getting Lucy Lawless?

Mainly, I’m just saying hate on the filmmakers before hating on the 37-year-old black actress who, light-skinned or not, has undoubtedly had some bullshit to deal with in Hollywood.

In “The Flight of the Sparrow,” a science fiction novel about a planet where predators and prey had both evolved intelligence, the predators ate the “excess” prey babies and the very old. It was an “honor” for old prey to give their lives to their predator family.

You mean Marvel’s Least Wanted. The idea of having 13 episodes of Bobbi and Hunter’s awkward little relationship dance makes me want to pull my Comcast cable out of my wall.

Absolutely! And that’s a great analysis. I’m just saying there’s a certain shittiness in the fact that, even though Saldana supposedly “conforms to white beauty standards,” her biggest box office roles haven’t let her appear in her own skin. America is apparently more comfortable lusting after a cybernetically…

Viola Davis would also have been great and would have brought the necessary star power. I’m just assuming Shonda Rimes owns her schedule for the foreseeable future.

Let’s stipulate that Uzo Aduba would have killed as Nina Simone. Can we have a moment of sympathy for Zoe Saldana?

“Orc cops”...explains a hell of a lot, actually.

Before you heave a very large sigh of relieve, drive along Interstate 5 in California and count the number of torn-out orchards you pass. I mean, hundreds and hundreds of dead trees lying in rows along the freeway.

If you buy a 4-H pig at a county fair, sparing it isn’t an option. The club requires animals to be slaughtered, because the kids have to learn that is part of the farming process.