CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada
CarnyAsada

Ooo, that's a good guess! Dottie wouldn't need much incentive to kill Jack anyway, and she might have been looking for the pin as well as the file.

“I don’t understand why someone like Leo has been single all these years....oh wait, yes I do.”

Actually, I got nothing.

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But remember, Ultron’s Joss Whedon was also responsible for Avengers 1 (awesome).

Like, who even thinks this is a good idea to do? And of that group, who doesn’t know how to protect their Twitter account?

That's just nuts. It's going to suck worse than Ultron.

Andrew Bogut’s “Fat Jimmy” tweet is still the best, though.

Seriously. Grumpy old NBA retirees, you sound like this:

Do not hate on Lucifer. It’s frothy and fun and daaaaaaaamn Tom Ellis looks good with his shirt off. At this point, it’s better than anything on the CW except iZombie.

Hey, Haredi guy: Wearing one of these would make it harder for you to send stray glances towards your female neighbor. Just sayin’.

If I could give you a million stars, I would. Let’s get that proposed as an amendment and watch the bill disappear faster than Jimmy Hoffa’s corpse.

The Flash team also gets to score incremental victories over the course of the season. This season of Arrow has just been one big beatdown.

You can watch iZombie and Brooklyn Nine-Nine streaming.

I don’t see much shade in his comments about the Senate, but “respect for precedent” definitely throws Scalia’s corpse under the bus.

That's Jessica Jones with her creepy sibling neighbors, Robin and Ruben.

Also, jesus h. christmas, girlfriend, you just dodged a missile. Go have a beer and celebrate; don’t hang out on Reddit!

At these steakhouses, the chef IS the server. (Note: This is NOT THE ASAHI IN QUESTION, please don’t hunt this guy down.)

Giants fans everywhere: “We told you so.”