For what it’s worth, at my junior college, we are prohibited from basing grades on attendance. I guess that makes us more academically rigorous than the University of Tennessee.

No. No. No. No. No. Bad Disney, no snausage!

Bless you, and I hope this is your final visit from the unplanned-pregnancy fairy.

Yeah, that was me, too. I mean, who HASN’T walked through the Tenderloin and thought, “People shouldn’t have to live this way in the wealthiest country in the world.”

Oh dear god that would be REALLY hard to explain.

You might think that! Sadly, we’ve had a cluster at one high school in the Bay Area despite news organizations being fairly general in their description.

Halloumi....😛

Testify. 🍝 🍝🍝🍝🍝

The World Health Organization guidelines for reporting on suicide specifically discourage detailing the method, as there is some evidence it encourages copycat attempts. These guidelines are new enough that many reporters are completely ignorant of them, though.

Back atcha.

Or in some cases, still be used by people to describe themselves.

You have a great workplace, full of people with good sense.

Some of the Mardi Gras tribes are close to 140 years old, hence the old-school language.

They’re Mardi Gras Indians, and they trace their cultural lineage back to the days when slaves and Native Americans made common cause. Their outfits loosely resemble Native American wear, but they come out of a long and in many ways distinct tradition. The Native Appropriations blog calls some elements of masking…

I wish you were right, but I’m afraid my Blue Lives Matter white hillbilly relatives have indeed lost their damn minds about Beyoncé. Because Breitbart told them to, basically.

...since they spend the other 51 weeks of the year presenting women as athletes and competitors.

Let’s put it this way: It’s just as funny as Dan Aykroyd’s “Jane, you ignorant slut” shtick from the original show.

^^^^

For a corrupt homophobe, he was apparently a fun guy to party with?