I have read kids’ books that are MORE racist than Pippi in the South Seas, but it is a colonialist fantasy of a white guy (SPOILER: Pippi’s dad) automatically becoming king of the brown people who are happy happy happy to have him. The original book isn't problematic and is hella girl positive, so I just wouldn't…

It's populated by the children of the people who founded 4chan.

Housing costs in the San Francisco Bay Area are staggering. Like, $3,800/month for a two bedroom apartment. I suspect that has more to do with the kids living at home than the high cost of weddings.

Well, you know Prince probably has a lot to be penitential about.

I’m sorry, but purple was our thang before teh gays and Tinky Winky took it over.

As an Anglican, I'm pretty fucking angry it isn't purple. Let's put Christ back into the Advent penitential season, people.

In the leather jacket photo, her hips are only slightly wider than her head. Disturbing that could ever be considered “realistic-looking.”

It’s a joke, mate. Sort of like the Niners right now.

What. Just. Happened.

From the culture that brought us Tanuki.

He is probably hoisting a celebratory Fosters right now.

Why is Swamp Thing hot but the Creature from the Black Lagoon not?

Maybe call her with a heartfelt (sounding), “I know Boyfriend and I got off on the wrong foot, but I appreciate that he makes you happy.”

So much dying. I literally yelled “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?” at one point while reading the third book, and my child had never heard that word come out of my mouth before.

So he is angry because she may have said the attackers were angry at Americans for one reason but they were actually angry at America for some other bunch of reasons? Nope, I still give zero fucks.

Something has to drop off eventually, or filling out forms gets crazy.

Apparently Spain now lets couples decide whether dad’s name or mom’s name comes first when they name a baby!

It’s still somewhat sexist, but I prefer the traditional Latin American solution for double last names: Jose Garcia Sanchez marries Maria Lopez Hildago. She remains Maria Lopez Hildago or becomes Maria Lopez de Garcia socially (the sexist part). The kids become Juan and Marisol Garcia Lopez, and either use both names…