Wow, Sex Toddlers is playing at that frat? I hear they’re pretty good.

If Jeremy Renner married Adam Levine, would their child be Shia LaBeouf?

It helps to have a mom who was hot enough to date Mick Jagger.

I find this mildly offensive — I guess it takes Miley to bring home what cultural appropriation feels like and why people just shouldn’t. If Pink had worn this, I would have only rolled my eyes a little.

I liked The Lost Hero and was able to finish Son of Neptune, but Mark of Athena seemed repetitive. I don’t expect much complexity from these characters, but in the third book, I couldn’t keep half the new ones straight because they were so interchangeable. If I were stuck in a doctor’s office with it and had no signal…

I will make a $50 bet with you right now that lab-grown meat turns out to have nutritional disadvantages: less vitamins, more cholesterol, unexpected cancer-causing substances...

How is that? I couldn't finish the Roman series.

I hope “PUTAH!” doesn’t catch on.

Whenever we drive over the Yolo Causeway, I say it. I can’t help myself.

We have a Yolo County in California, so it must be SOMEBODY’S name. (It’s near Sacramento.)

Fast and bulbous? Nice moniker.

Honestly, I just grunted a little. He is really very cute, if someone a foot taller than me can be “cute.”

Yes, we mostly hear about the wealthy white women, but pioneering journalists Ida Wells and Mary Shadd Carey were black suffragists in addition to their anti-lynching work. But they are mostly known as fighters for racial, rather than women’s, equality.

Domino’s: Also known for having hot delivery boys. God, the 1970s were a long time ago.

Seriously, this generation. Phoning in a bomb threat is WAY more than you need to do if you want to get fired.

And their state legislators are better at passing bullshit “voter fraud” laws that discourage turnout, not to mention better at purging the voting rolls of eligible voters who are unlikely to support the GOP.

It sucks to get negative feedback, and as someone who has received approximately three dozen performance reviews and given several myself, I feel for you.

I found these stories weirdly uplifting one it occurred to me that 30 years ago, most of them would have ended with “and then I tested positive for HIV.”

The Kansas City airport is, like, beige. So Rainn Wilson might want to check that his koolaid hasn’t been dosed.

“That sort of shoddy journalism”: Can you be more specific? Because I spent 13 years as a journalist, and although Serial had some unconventional aspects, I would describe it as generally meeting professional standards. Many attempts were made to get all sides of the story, and where people wouldn’t talk, alternate…