Or calls them “lithe” or “slinky.”

I should have guessed this was a response to a David Brooks column the moment I read the headline.

Rhonda Rousey doesn’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

To be a pedantic asshole, regio is Latin for region, not Italian. Because Italian may be the language of love, but it ain’t the language of science.

FOX, YOU FUCK UP EVERYTHING GOOD.

Please. God. No.

NONE of those books were in our house in 1975. Mom was reading Doris Lessing’s “The Golden Notebook,” “Sisterhood is Powerful” and Carlos Castaneda.

OMFG yes. +1 million.

How THIS PARTICULAR TYPE OF NONPROFIT Perpetuates Poverty

“Looks totally cool! Oh shit, it’s on Fox!”

Felicity written as a person = awesome. Felicity written as a girlfriend = nooooooooooooo.

People suck.

Made by an engineer = works, looks crappy as hell, could probably withstand having a car drive over it.

I don't really understand why they are pulling the plug. Things are just starting to get interesting, and ratings are still good.

This isn’t Sahara-type sandy desert; it is steep mountain roads and chaparral. So, yeah, probably managed to hang their car up in such a way that the drive wheels weren’t touching.

Rape sometimes — OK, frequently — got used by writers as an excuse for sex to happen to a nice girl when we were moving between the “good girls say no” and “good girls say yes” eras. (See: Luke and Laura, every book written by Kathleen Woodiwiss in the 1980s.)

Honestly, if I’m going to see a craptastic movie like “Saw,” I want to see it in the theater where people are smoking dope and yelling profanities at the screen and each other.

DAMN that is a good list.

Eris has a pretty good case. Not so sure about Ceres.

It’s round. It has a round moon. It has a freaking adorable heart-shaped geological feature. Can we just let Pluto back into the Planets Club already?