I’m getting a Tom of Finland vibe off that Iron Man.

I just had a moment where I realized “Twilight” is our generation’s “Trilby.” I wonder if in 100 years people will tell girls “don’t be such a Bella” without any idea who the character was.

The sexual revolution was initially to the benefit of men and only men. I'm not sure women have fully caught up even now, but at least in some quarters, it is expected that nice girls will say yes...when they want to.

I am roughly the same age as The Runaways, and it is hard to convey how utterly ordinary it was considered in the 1970s for grown-ass men to want to fuck very young teenagers.

I think it is just that nobody even remembers that “Svengali” was a character in a crappy 19th century genre novel, whereas analyzing “The Merchant of Venice” is something most (all?) English majors wind up doing and Shakespeare’s antisemitism is brought out in every review of every performance of the play.

NOW can Pluto please be a planet again?

So, if you dressed as a ghost for Halloween that one time, it means you want us to kill you?

I thought “vile” after Whoopi defended Roman Polanski, but now I’m thinking “serious issues.”

Except most county clerks are elected officials who take an oath to perform their duties and uphold the constitution? So if he thinks he can't uphold his oath because of his religion, maybe he should resign?

“Dear Diary: I think I’m going to hate my school.”

My husband compared it to Steph Curry’s 62-foot basket in the playoffs. Which is fair, except Steph didn’t try that in the title game.

Yeah, two guys just died apparently trying to thread the gap behind Lost Arrow in Yosemite. One of them had been flying wing suits for years. Shit seems dangerous enough to me without adding a healthy topping of insanity to the sundae.

No matter how well I behave, I will never, never, never get out of the grays.

Dear Google Executive: Just fuck off.

Hey, I'm just watching football so I can get to the guacamole.

I'm sitting next to YOU for the Super Bowl party... and eating all your share of the tasty, tasty guacamole.

As someone who was a kid in the Bay Area during his era, this would be my No. 1.

Yes! Whereas it was the women who found the tomb empty and told the news to the male apostles.

I'm assuming this wack job was raised AME. But maybe we will see!

Letter to the Corinthians says women should be silent in church. (Paul: Not my favorite apostle.)