I can understand their logic; I mean, the men-only thing is working so well for the Masons and Odd Fellows...

They are KILLING it with the hats! I love this!

Sigh. I bow to your superior tiny print reading. STILL a gorgeous building. The one in Venice is the homely sibling of the lot.

Given that we're wearing flats in Northern California, that must mean the average heel height in Los Angeles is closer to 3 inches.

Unimpressed AT the Guggenheim, not unimpressed WITH the Guggenheim. If nothing else, it's a gorgeous Frank Lloyd Wright building.

I'm still trying to figure out when our proud plains warriors turned to freebooting and piracy. I missed that week in American history, I guess.

When I am drinking, I often: make sudden movements! Belch malodorously! Gyrate my hips in a sexual manner to attract potential mates! Browse Craigslist for potential mates!

Still too soon.

An offensive, edgy costume is when a half-dozen art students make a huge anatomically accurate penis costume and run it down the street while spraying other Halloween partiers with shaving cream. "Ray and Janay Rice" is just dumb and awful.

Sounds like bad parenting, to me.

I would love to see "flipped covers" for books like "All the Pretty Horses" or "Basin and Range." I could imagine "The Great Gatsby" getting full romance-novel treatment.

It looks as if literally all they gave the artists was the title and author's name.

Who wants an arbiter whose knees only bend the one way?

The only possible response: "Thanks! And congratulations on your Oscar!"

This is some Andy Kaufman-level performance art, right? Because nobody can be this clueless this consistently.

Her actions 40 YEARS AGO call into question her judgment NOW???!?

That haka literally translates: "This is the hairy man who made the sun shine." Interpret that as you will.

Dude, have some respect for the official haka of the New Zealand All Blacks.

Says the person who knows nothing about West Virginia.

She isn't condemning all forms of plastic surgery. She is talking about the forms other privileged, millionaire actors choose to get. I mean, have you seen Goldie Hawn? Stockard Channing? Melanie Griffith? Those women didn't need work done.