She critiques games, online, from a feminist perspective. No one who isn't into gaming or feminism has any idea who she is. So your thesis is that a feminist could be threatening her?

Whenever I hear a politician argue that outlawing gay marriage encourages heterosexual marriage, I assume he is drawing on personal experience to arrive at that conclusion.

Adam Levine and I totally agree on this issue.

In general, I think this kind of pranking reveals a mean streak and marks someone to be avoided. In this case, I feel these two richly deserve each other.

Fanny packs are the ONLY thing that works for going to theme parks.

But you don't beat down on a friend like that. Only a relative.

I was ready to chuckle but... actually, I find these guys kind of compelling. Especially Puppy Dude. Puppy Dude looks like he has a kind soul.

When the first one came out in the 1970s, there was a minimal amount of joking about having a "women's libber" on our money. But mostly, people complained its size made it too hard to distinguish from a quarter. That design fail overshadowed everything else.

Seriously, I would love to retire before I'm 75. Given all the "pension reform," I am probably going to have to work till I die.

Yes. Yes, you have. Even in a perfect game, contact with the ball is made. But it isn't a "hit" until you get on base safely.

TOTALLY, my god.

Lord, did I want that jacket. I mean, ANY girl wearing that jacket is going to have the adventure of a lifetime and wind up with Aidan Quinn, amirite?

Every pop star who ever lip synced because it is too hard to sing and dance at the same time: behold Empress Grace.

I do not say his to excuse Ray Rice or Floyd Mayweather, because my father-in-law suffered from dementia and he never hit a woman in his life. But for crap's sake, would the NFL man up and acknowledge that CTE is a serious thing and that when athletes behave in crazy ways, one of the factors may be that their job…

It's possible that, underneath it all, though, we stay because our brains are wired wrong. I know I was addicted to the oxytocin produced by having a man in my life — no matter how awful a man. And if my brain didn't have cocaine, it would settle for the dopamine and adrenaline stimulated by the anticipation of…

Hoping for a GIF smolder-off once Sleepy Hollow returns.

I'd say he's better than that, but I'm afraid I am solidly in the middle of that Loki-Hank Venn diagram, which makes me SO VERY CONFLICTED RIGHT NOW.

Stockard Channing, why did you have work done on your perfectly good face? Still mad at you.

Actually, I hear most people call the historic streetcars "trolleys." Heck, there is even a car from Boston on that line.