"Here, just put on this burqa...problem solved!"

Secondly I sincerely apologize for my comments being taken so far out of context.

I'm pretty sure bread soaked in bacon grease got my hillbilly relatives through the Depression.

I will go so far as to say I like the suit AND the tie(s). But I have lived in D.C. and seen grown men wearing seersucker, so I know what a truly ugly summer suit looks like.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS PIERZYNSKI. Any GIF at all of that guy is too long.

Wait: People are slipping COCAINE into women's drinks? Recession over!

If you've got Penelope Williamson's "The Outsider" on there, give it a spin. It is pretty hot.

Hipster jello.

This photo pretty much embodies everything I love about baseball.

Rich Padden, an attorney and big time supporter of A Plus, let a highly talented basketball player stay in his home, gave him money for things like food and gas, and also loaned him a car to put the gas in.

I think he is a subspecies of the traditional "professor of getting results that will sell this thing that pays my bill."

Compared to Reindeer Lady, the Goth Cave Couple look restrained and kind of tasteful.

The boom wasn't distributed evenly. The birth rate was much higher 1946-1955 than it was in the 1960s.

Faith in humanity restored... somewhat.

I don't know; judging from Teh Google it is relatively recent, because I can't find another photo that includes it.

So grateful to the Hunger Games movies. Now when I say, "Yeah, but he's not as hot as Lenny Kravitz," my daughter has some idea what I'm talking about.

Ooooo, Hudson School stamps? Want.

It's a great time to be an almond farmer.

You didn't see Warm Bodies? What the hell is wrong with you?

Now we have evidence Pluto's moons DO clear its orbit, can there be any valid argument for keeping it out of the planet club?