Shit in the Pit

If you’d asked me this morning what my day would entail, I certainly wouldn’t have told you I would be listening to a man look for major league cawk on the internet at work

But really, how much do they cost?

Any idea how much a flyover costs? I know the Reds just had a B-1 bomber make a close pass last night, but that might have been due to rumors of a Cuban Missle sighting.

Homie, buy a robe.

“a leaping karate kick-like finish”

Check this shit out

Chuh chuh

Yeah, don’t get your hopes up.

That must be the “Things That Stink” section of his desk.

Samson: I unequivocally deny that I said the horrible thing about Ozuna

Its as if they built the team facilities over some sort of indigenous people’s funerary earthworks

Excellent hyperlink game OBG

Holy shit I would watch NFL: Scared Straight. CC and Sapp could host. Each week you could bring in three notorious NFLers to scream at the rooks!

Wouldn’t be the first time a megalomaniac used intimidation against the press in Moscow

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Thank fucking God

I love Dani Alves standing next to Messi like “You want me to take this one, Leo? Nah? Ok”

Typically, tifo is displayed before the game.

As an MLS fan, those people are delusional. I enjoy going to MLS games, but lets not kid ourselves here.