Duh, its to keep the urine out of his eyes.

I can't wait to see them whoop that ass!

I mean what a beating the 'Boys will be laying on the NFC East

"We'd like to welcome our newest UEFA member , Qatar. For many years they've shared our passion for money...shit, I mean football..."

I believe that whoever shows up to UEFA head offices with the largest bag of unmarked Euros is declared the winner of the vacated spot in that instance.

This all ends with AP in Dallas right? Because with the line, he really could put a spanking on the rest of the league.

Copa Libertadores > Champions League

They really ARE varied

You are, obviously.

This is a very under-appreciated tweet.

Billy, can you explain how the fuck ManU v Liverpool is a pseudo-final? That's like saying two NFL teams playing for the last Wild Card spot is a pseudo-Super Bowl.

Less than a year after I started writing about baseball on a blog I didn't think anyone would read, I was a contributing writer for two national sports websites. Then a third. Then a fourth. I wrote a few book chapters, had a piece in the Wall Street Journal and one in San Francisco magazine. Now I'm writing for…

No problem! I may have fallen into a YouTube hole after looking up "trains in the snow"...I highly recommend it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rack_rail…

Oh good, Caleb Hannan outing a dick with their permission for a change.

If you have the means, Oskar Blues just started making Pinner Throwback IPA. Cheesy weed references aside, its pretty tasty and will be joining my campin' beer rotation this summer

Marouane Fellaini—a player best known for his ability in the air

Shit, I grew up in rural Southern Ohio and ended up a Newcastle United\Colorado Rapids supporter. Life's weird man.