How much is asking easily Binged questions on the internet comment sections paying these days? Or did you post that question when you were on your break at the foundry?

No, they were on different days. But thanks for calling BS on something that would have been super easy to look up yourself!

The same thing could have been said, and was, about MLS for much of its existence. The fact that 14000 folks showed up to cheer their team on a weekend where the Timbers also had a game on Friday night cannot be dismissed out of hand though.

I looked into getting one of those recently, but ultimately decided against it as I'm not the kind of guy to go around calling other people "bro".

The 14,000 who watched the Portland Thorns play the Boston Breakers this weekend might think so.

Then shouldn't he have at least one key for his locker at the bus station?

Wait, you don't take your keys with you when you go out?

Man they tried so damn hard to pimp those things and they were AWFUL

Well yeah, I mean the diabeetus and all

not only that, but from the look of things he did it in wingtips

Kershaw no-hit them in LA, which is a HUGE difference than doing it at Coors. The Rocks are hitting .237 away from Coors and .326(!) in the friendly confines.

Here's an idea, take the distance and mark everywhere that's 2 miles from Soldier Field. I'm no geographer*, but that should get you close.

Consider my public shaming complete!

Damnit, what used to be up is now down :(

Komodo Dragons will bite their prey then wait for it to die of the resulting infection. from Nat Geo:

+1up

We all do.

Ahem, that was Portugal and Mexico on the Simpsons battling to determine the greatest nation in the world. Open wide for some soccer!

His sly, almost imperceptible smile after England went down was a thing of beauty