Meanwhile, Eli is still in negotiations with Chuckie Cheese

The Islets!

The Natural Light

Don't forget Athens!

So, uh, take a fucking picture of the wine bottle with your camera on your phone. You're welcome!

1. Get better skill-position players

In Soviet Russia, jokes get YOU!

Next stop on the Frank Solich Margarita Domination Tour fueled by Casa Cantina: the blue Bulls of Buffalo!

And those two names are.............? C'mon finish that thought

Unfortunately you can't get away with excluding their live coverage of sports, but a little MUTE and some choice tunage makes all the difference in the world.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO ALL-CAPS. IT JUST LOOKS BETTER TO ME."

That's nothing compared to the upper decker Dwight Howard left in Orlando

Nate Newton just chuckled at the headline

HAHA DRUGGIN' FROSHES LOLZ!!11!1!!

So as a way to get all our friends involved and as an excuse to have parties every Sunday afternoon, I started a co-ed fantasy football league with my girlfriend and some other couples and friends. We've been using it as a way to expand the ladies knowledge of the game and also as a way to spend more time with our…

Like a polyp deep in the wrinkled recesses of my colon, this feature is slowly growing on me.

Man his mom is going to be PISSED when she hears about the swearing in that song.

Funny, I always took him for more of a Foresaken kinda guy.

Its where MLS fans go to winter

Mayweather declined comment on this latest development, only saying "Check ya on the flipside, Dudemiester!"