HARF HARF, ME NO LIKE SOCCER, BUT CAN'T HELP MESELF MAKE TIRED ASS JOKE THAT FLIES IN FACE OF FACT SOCCER GROW BIG AND BIGGER EVERY YEAR, EVEN THRIVE IN SOME PLACE. THAT OK, ME KNOW ONLY SISSY LIKE SOCCER AND ME NO SISSY. HARF

I don't know that you could say that Colorado didn't care, they played a lot (though not all) of the regular squad in Tampa as they dispatched the Rowdies. Having the international break right now, I think a lot of the coaches were looking to get some of their players PT in the two weeks between league games.

"BAM. Splooged everywhere. Like a lot. Way more than usual even."

...vast minority...

Who knew Drew was a baseball fan?

If only the person that caught this on video had some sort of beacon or communication device to alert the authorities to the altercation.

"Here are 77 blurry photos of Manning throwing a football."

First Colombian hookers...and now the Secret Service lets Guy Fawkes get that close to the president?!?

I think being mauled by humans would be by far the worst, especially if they had missed a meal or two.

Dear Cubsgirl,

Probably a symptom of hanging out in Oxford too much, dude...I believe its from Polo's Big Ben "Crushin' It, Bro" Spring Collection.

Two in the pink....

The girlfriend is pretty used to me gently sobbing on the toilet, but today she grew concerned when it became clear that I hadn't taken a bucket of chicken in with me.

"Show me the money!!!"

Not to criticize, but the ball doesn't actually "curve" at all. He hit it square and it knuckled like he's channeling Phil Niekro. The keeper looks like he just got called out on strike three by a pitch that started 3 feet off the plate.

If you follow the link [www.mypassionisfootball.com], what really jumps out is that the company hawking Neuro-Impact is a main sponsor of a high school sports combine. Is there any group of people that are more prone to experimentation with drugs??? And the lure of advertising makes this stuff seem legit The…

Reading him isn't much better

+22

This chap and Peter King are doing wonders for the reputation of our esteemed alma mater's esteemed journalism school.

Did I say anything about it being justified? Not in the least.