If I ever came into large sums of money I'd buy acres of land and set up the biggest abandoned pet sanctuary ever.

Hurtful to our psyches, maybe? Hurtful to society as a whole, by creating unattainable standards of beauty? I don't think Carlotta meant physically harming themselves, just hurtful in a general sense.

JAC fan here! Yay JAC! This time of year is when the shelter (which is, by the way, one of the only true no-kill shelters in NJ, as opposed to shelters that are allowed to say that since they kill <a certain percent). These animals' stories are deeply tragic, like Captain, the 1.5-year pitbull who was found after…

Too much cuteness! I started tearing up a bit. Spades reminds me of my dearly departed cat :[

I dunno that it had anything to do with staying in the closet. a LOT of gay couples did this back in the day so they didn't have to pay (any/excessive) estate taxes before the money changed hands at death. You can will everything in the universe to your same-aged, adopted "son" without the same hefty financial penalty.

..... did you listen to the song and watch the video or just judge it on the title?

As a Christian I feel uncomfortable with her showing off her breasts... because they prove that God loves her more than me.

All of that is icky, because underage...illegal. Yes, illegal...just wait until they are of age....gah! 18 + 20, okay. 20+20= okay. 24+18=okay. Why do you need a 16 year old?!?!?!?! 40+18=okay. 42+20= okay. 33+18=okay. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE LEGAL.

Well, imaginary babies are not that hard to raise, so you wouldn't need two parents.

Mine just exploded from laughing so hard.

I work in Manhattan, not too far from the Fox News studios, and I'm pretty sure Megyn Kelly's head just exploded.

No. I tried. I tried to listen to the songs people suggested to me at least 4 times and I cannot stand them. I like the videos, and I like the awesome way she released this. But I dislike the songs.

I get it, this website needs hits. Last time I click on any beyonce or jlaw article.

"Ugly shaming" hardly has anything to do with it. It's sounds more like vanity shaming, and since vanity is baawd, mkay, shaming for being vain should be good.

This is it! Right here, everyone! I don't get it.. why is the undertone of "well if your conventionally attractive there is no need for photoshop".

Nah, you're not alone here. No worries. I saw this and was like... LOVE YOU LINDY BUT...

Not weird. He strikes me as a hair puller. Someone who can toss me around a bit in a fun way. And he'd make an awesome breakfast in the morning.

Dear White Girls,

Beyonce favorite words are: beautiful, crazy, awesome, and blessed. She will use each about 59 times during the course of an interview, so this is totally accurate. Love.

White people,