Revenge fantasies for monstrous people are natural, but shouldn't be within the scope of the law.

Yes, of course you are right on all the science with the penile monitoring and all BUT you fail to recognize that they are doing this to fuck with a serial rapist like Darren Sharpest. Because FUCK Darren Sharper. He can get that shit attached to his dick for as long as this is around.

Can we admit at some point that Arte Moreno isn’t a good owner and he’s actually not a “different breed of owner” either?

have you never watched a baseball game before?

Edmonds, a great player and a great catch, was not even close to what Willie Mays’ catch. There were runners on base for Willie!

Whenever my dad drives with me, and we get to an intersection that the cross traffic does not stop, he’ll lean forward to look his way and assure me that it is clear. Thanks but if you didn’t lean forward I could have seen just fine that it was clear as well

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

“I got a sense of a whole lot of them I wouldn’t want to be in a fox hole with.”

;)

When I’ve had to pick someone up at LAX, I said I’d pick them up on the departures level since there is sometimes less people there.

I prefer Long Beach, but yes, LA’s regionals are much better for domestic hops. That said, you can’t avoid LAX most of the time if you’re looking for the cheapest fare. I don’t like LAX, but once you’ve gotten used to the beast, it really isn’t much worse than any other major international airport in the US. Unless…

I may be wrong, and it may be as counter-intuitive to you as it is to me, but my understanding has been that MLB pitchers who are experts with ball manipulation (I'm talking about grip, finger pressure and wrist action upon release of the ball here, more than just ball doctoring, but also that) can achieve more pitch…

I would have Scott Norwood make that wide right Super Bowl field goal. It wouldn’t matter if the Bills lost the next Super Bowls, fell victim to the Music City Miracle, and missed the playoffs for the past 11 years—beating the Giants on a last second field goal would have made all of that palatable.

The tuck rule penalty in the Patriots AFC championship versus The Raiders. I would like to see what (if any) effect that would’ve had on the current NFL landscape.

Christian Laettner buzzer beater over UK. No question.

College pitcher here; the new balls are about equivalent to major league balls in terms of seam height. The old balls had the same seam height as what we used in high school. The high seam balls made it easier to throw better breaking pitches but they also tended to tail a lot on a regular fastball. The new balls, in…

I've seen people pretend they were Superman, but this is the first time I've seen someone pretend to be Christopher Reeve.

You must be really fun at cocktail parties.

Both these drivers are fucking assholes.