Toyota Corolla. Select transmission. Copy. Paste.

Can you recall the drivers for not knowing how to operate the cars they bought?

I am both ashamed, and proud, to have made the list.

Maybe scroll up and read about the guy with the Mk7 GTI before she buys.

That story pretty much sums up why Accord has been the go-to car for like 35 years for a lot of people. Sometimes it just comes down to life/money/time.

I know of someone with a dart that might be 2 yesrs old and it needed a whole new transmisson not even 30k into it’s life. Saw him in a differnt dart and was like, “did you get a new one?” him, “Nope, mine needs a new transmisson”. Me, “errr, sorry to hear that?”

Perfect timing, since Sergio has killed the Dart.

Are they the most fuel-efficient trucks I can buy or are they secretly spewing sarin and putting the toilet paper on upside down to drive me slowly mad?

We’re trying to. You’re not helping.

I had to Google search that song to see if it was a jingle or if it was actually one of her tracks.

I’ll just leave this here....

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Whoops, sorry. You got lost on the internet and stumbled into a car enthusiast website. The site you were looking for is thataway.

You’re fun at parties, aren’t you?

This is true. Someone told us the Challenger was a hot car at the time. You’ll get all your money back no problem when you’re done, they said. We did not get all our money back.

They sometimes just flat out bought them too. Like when Richard wanted a Challenger and Dodge wouldn’t provide one.

Not impossible at all. You’re just doing it wrong.

I went with a GC over a Range Rover with 53k miles from CarMax just last week. Range Rover warranty was $5000 with an expensive deductible ($300) and only went to 100k. The warranty was 15+% over the price of the car. The analysts have closed this loophole!

I have bronchitis at the moment and laughed enough to send me into a gasping fit. Well done, Doug.