An old range rover. You should buy an old range rover. Preferrably with full expedition kit.

I still think the Grand Cherokee beats all listed in every class, even Range Rover.

I honestly thought it was a real car until I read “ceiling fan”.

I’m still laughing

Given his ride today, the CORRECT answer is: Abarth.

Now we just need a similar story on how FWD hybrid drivetrains are developed using dead kittens and the profits from overpriced pharmaceuticals.

Cool, is EPA going to fine Ford for driving software that inflates their Ecoboost MPG figures?

Initially I thought I was just having some fun with Volkswagen for that sales figures column on Tuesday.

Ram 1500 Hemi, tons of room to reach everything. Swapping 16 spark plugs took me about 30 minutes. Oil changes are 10 minutes and don’t require a jack. All suspension parts, transmission/transfer case, axles are simple and easy to get to.

The critics are right, ever since you took over, this place has really gone to the dogs.

I do! This is Mr. Brooks, Jalopnik’s Senior Editor for Canine Affairs. Here he is in the back of a Jag XJL.

What a coincidence, I also had alcohol for dinner

Auto-tinting glass would be so boss. Transitions lenses for cars.

I like to believe six people have suddenly discovered they can drive manual, apply a dab of opposite lock and heel toe shift.

Those aren't replacements. They're upgrades. :)

Any less flammable than the gas version?

We’ve all seen the Lewis Black bit. The End of the Universe is in Houston, Texas where there is a Starbucks across from another Starbucks (on West Gray).

Don’t forget the Maseratis and Ferraris that use the same head units.

So you spend $60k+ on a fucking pickup truck, and you get a V6 engine...